DJ Squeeshy

“I asked Squeeshy for a Bachata request and he just stared at me. 10/10.”

— Sara M.

“He beat me in a staring contest.”

— Mike

“Squeeshy held my drink while I went to the bathroom. He did not give it back.”

— Jenny

“Squeeshy tried to steal my gf.”

— Chris

“I've never seen him move but I trust him with my life.”

— Anonymous

“Smaller than expected. Greener than expected. Still the highlight of my night.”

— Dani